- I’m hotter
- I’m funnier
- I have more genuine friends
- I have better hair
- …and a better face
- I’m more honest
- I have more compassion for other people
I also think it’s a safe bet that I have lower cholesterol and blood pressure and that my life expectancy will be longer than his.
In fact, as far as I can tell, the only way in which Mr. Trump bests me is that he was born with more money and has a more moneyed network than I was. Even with that taking into consideration, I still think I have a better shot at a presidency than him.
Sorry, Trumps.