Jun 03
Things That Would Have Been Less Weird Than My Birthday
- The rapture
- A bull rampaging through my living room
- Shooting a porn with all my friends
- Hobos talking about tornadoes
- Going to jail
- Inheriting a million dollars from a long-lost uncle or aunt
- Randomly losing a tooth
- Everyone who RSVPed actually showing up
- Ghosts
- An acid trip
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