and she is awesome.

iTunes Games

Because this is what iTunes looks like when I sign in. The iPod Touch I gave her for Christmas still uses my account, so I can keep an eye on her. This isn’t even all of them. Who knew that so many games had cupcake icons?

• i always get perverted when i’m crying
• lebanese men are delicious especially the little ones
• someone should put him (obama) out
• i think my face is the wrong size
• i don’t like dildo rape COMMA terminator COMMA megatron
• It was dericious
• Don’t dwink a dwum full of wum

Shit others said about me:

cole gets really racist when she drinks water #keepthembitchesinline

 

As some point I decided I needed to fuck a bartender for the benefits. Apparently I turned purple when the waitress startled me. She later said she’d have to give me a time limit on my drinks in the future.

Yea, good times.

I was painting my nails — trying to be patient because I wanted to layer two colors and both are tricky formulas — when my bra started to feel strange. The band felt like it wasn’t quite in the right position. I soon realized that my convertible strap had slipped its hook, and was loose. I was able to pull the strap right to the front.

Of course, I have — and had — wet nails. Taking off my shirt and bra to slip the hook back into the hole and put it all back on is going to fuck up my nails. I have no idea what to do, but I also am confused as to how this happened. I’ve had this bra for some months, and this has never happened before.

So strange.

Shit, son.