Nov 26
Ode to UPS
Oh UPS! Wretched UPS!
You are not the best
Not by a little, not by far
You’re barely better than railway car
First you knock
but do you wait?
Who’d have thought
this was a race
It always seems to fail
that our paths should intertwine
Your drivers like to bail
with packages of mine
When you leave a box
It gets even worse
It always winds up “lost”
Could it be a curse?
How many times now
Have I expressed rage
I don’t know how
You keep ruining my day!
So UPS, my mortal enemy
I’d appreciate if you
could deliver things to me
Or else you’ll go kaboom!
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