I finally fell ill this last weekend. It was later than expected. I thought I might even be out of the water. I was wrong. Since then, I have developed some thoughts on this situation.
Things that suck about being sick:
- Smelly medicine that tastes awful
- Blowing a hole straight through the tissues
- Coughing so hard you vomit
- Aching in parts you never knew you had
- Unsatisfying sneezes
- Tickles in yuor throat that you cannot get rid of, no matter what
- Snot bubbles
- Watery eyes
But do not fret, here’s a list of things that rock about being sick:
- The point when you realize that you haven’t blown your nose 100 times today
- Extra kitty lovings
- Not having to leave the house
- Or get dressed
- Puffs
- Satisfying sneezes (the ones that remind you what it’s like to be alive)
- Being able to make fun of the person who got you sick
- Getting better