For a while, I’ve jokingly talked about an analogy that sex (and masturbation) and video games are pretty similar. As I was thinking about it tonight, I became more convinced of my rightness. Grammar FTW. So I decided to sit down and blog about it because, you know, funnies.
In an effort to make this awesome, I asked a friend for ideas. This is the ensuing conversation?
“What makes video games and sex alike”
“I’m usually just playing with myself?”
So that’s a thing, FYI.
How Sex and Video Games Are AlikeÂÂ
- Sometimes you just want to watch someone else play.
- They’re both better when you make noise.
- It sometimes takes longer than it should to finish.
- But, sometimes, you finish and wonder what the hell just happened.
- You blunder through it your first time and hope you’re doing it right.
- It’s all about finding the right angle.
- Your hand can cramp up after a while.
- You often forget to stop to eat or drink.
- Sometimes you look ridiculous doing it.
- The  Internet is fully of videos of it.
- Sometimes you just know you’re not going  to finish.
- The world likes to view  both as a man’s world — and double standards run rampant in both cultures.
- Men are constantly creating fantasies in both, and these fantasies typically revolve around unrealistic portrayals of women.
- Sometimes you just need to stop and shower.
And the most important reason that sex and videos are alike: they’re both better when I play with you. ;)