and here’s the rundown
- I have no pictures because I got too drunk, my phone was being ridiculous and it dies anyway.
- I look terrible in all other pictures because I never got a chance to finish getting ready. I just decided to get drunk instead.
- When I got home, my ass was sticky.
- We somehow ate a dozen pizzas.
- People loved our pinata full of candy, condoms, lube and booze.
- Everyone had fun.. but it was weird.
- There was less drama than I thought.
- Everything seemed later than it was because the country is so dark.
- Decorations and a deep fryer were broken.
- A Jeep got stuck in a field.
- I didn’t even pee on my tail!
- I made new friends.
- Apparently I was hilarious.
- I lost a ball.
- The stress gave me a cold sore.
- We still have to clean up all decorations and bring them home.
- I saw a shooting star!
- Funny things happened so people took video.
- I learned that I am an over-the-top details sort of person, but not everyone appreciates that. I should not put more effort into a party than the party itself takes.
However, we all need to have that one big crazy party, and I did it. So yay!