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		<title>How to Imitate My Signature</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>It has just dawned on me that I put absolutely no effort into my signature. It doesn&#8217;t look like cursive. I don&#8217;t even try, honestly. It&#8217;s been this way for a while, though, so I doubt anything will change. The plus side? Anyone who actually forges my signature as a name is going to be [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has just dawned on me that I put absolutely no effort into my signature. It doesn&#8217;t look like cursive. I don&#8217;t even try, honestly. It&#8217;s been this way for a while, though, so I doubt anything will change.</p>
<p>The plus side? Anyone who actually forges my signature as a name is going to be painfully obvious.</p>
<p>In case you wanted to try it for yourself, here&#8217;s the 411 straight from the horse&#8217;s mouth.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t write my name in cursive. Don&#8217;t you <em>dare</em>.</p>
<p>I would never do this. Try this, instead.</p>
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<li>Draw a hump (or two, there&#8217;s room for creative license) to create that first N.</li>
<li>Follow it up with some squiggly lines.</li>
<li>Break up the first and last name with a space</li>
<li>Draw another hump or two for that M.</li>
<li>Finish up with some squigglies that end, more or less, in a straight line.</li>
<li>Pull it all together with a superscript dot somewhere over the first &#8220;word.&#8221; Alternatively, you can throw a cross (stem) somewhere over one of the squiggles in the second name. You must <strong>never</strong> under any circumstance do both. Got it?!</li>
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