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raWr is m’naughty word
-w*

ive finally finished the poems site you can see it here!
I’ll update the poems links, and along with that the fun stuff links will show up on every page soon!

i’d blog more, but m’too busy thinking about you

i want t’say something, i feel like i had something t’say but i lost it
it won’t come again

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to leave, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

-muahaha*