Category Archives: Humour

1. The kitchen timer
2. The doorbell
3. People in the hall
4. My headphone cord
5. The phone ringing
6. The MGM lion

Ooh, so scary!

• Why I can never get to sleep
• Cupcakes without frosting
• The phrase “Have your cake and eat it, too”
• When normies use the word “adorkable”
• Sexless marriages
• People who cheat as a way of dealing with said sexless marriage
• When people say “I’m on my way”, and they’re actually not
• Why everyone in this building slams the door and runs up the stairs. Repeatedly. All night long.
• Why the only link Google is showing me about the iPhone 5 is for Samsung (Actually: LOL)
• Why Goliath always feels the need to walk right over my keyboard.
• Why does Apple even bother announcing things like the iPhone 5 when the company can’t manage to keep anything a secret, anyway?
• Morons.

Edited to add:

• People who don’t know how to use their voicemail. I’d hate to be you when you miss the call from the cops that your spouse/mother/child is in the hospital. =/
• TVs are 29 inches. So unnecessary. Cool but not necessary.

I have a problem. I have come to enjoy a glass of ice water at night, as I’m trying to fall asleep. The other night, I poured myself a glass. I set it on the nightstand. I lay down.

Goliath stuck his paw in it.

I dumped out the contents and got myself some more ice water. Then, I noticed the glass was obviously not rinsed well enough. It was all sudsy. I emptied and rinsed that glass.

I poured a third glass. Would this time be the charm? It was, finally. By then, I wasn’t quite so thirsty. Obviously, it’s harder to get a drink in this place than you’d think.

1. Heath Ledger

I never drooled over him, but he does have a nice smile, and he plays the leading man very well. When he waxes poetic about his beloved, it makes me want to crumble. I want her to want him.

2. The Quotes

This movie is so well written. Why don’t people talk about that? The lines are almost all quotable. Here’s a couple of my favs:

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough.

With hope. Love should end with hope. My husband, God rest him, told me something I’ll never forget. Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you’re gone from my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.