Category Archives: Humour

Today is my cousin’s birthday and I found out she was having a party last night so I’m planning to go over there later and hopefully it will be fun. My aunt said she wanted a stuffed lamb so Fernie and I looked for one on lunch but couldn’t find one. However, later in the night, Fernie saw a little stuffed sheep which is a shopping card “hugger.” It’s a mini stuffed animal with a kind of necklace for a shopping card but I’m not sure it’s a sheep. This is how the conversation progressed:

Me to everyone else: Hey, is this a lamb?
Them: Let me see, etc.
Deb, holding it: It’s not a lamb
Ashley: It’s a lamb
Deb: No, it’s a sheep
Everyone else: laughter
Me: Deb, you know that a lamb is a baby sheep, right?
Deb, adamantly: No, it’s not!
Diane, holding it: It’s not a lamb, it’s a sheep because this is full grown and sheep don’t have pink (meaning the feet).
Me: And sheep DO?!

Heh.

I’m emo and sad
emo and sad
i feel so bad
I’m emo and sad
screamo and sad!
you were the best i ever had
and now you’re gone
so I’m emo and sad
emo and sad
screamo and sad!
there was a guy who said
that i gave bad head
the worst he ever had
so now I’m emo and sad
emo and sad

Cat, dog, bird or hog
if you wanna get with ’em you’re gunna get with ’em
they say love is blind
that’s for sure this time
species don’t mean a thing

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

your last boyfriend was a purebred horse
but all the fur you didn’t stop you of course
on the outside he was coarse
but he was also hung like a…

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

Some people say you’re crazy even though you think you’re fine
it’s not to obvious to you that you’re crossing the line
you’re too busy with another of those swine

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

Lady Crow 666: “mommy dont make me go, they tie me up in sleeping bags”
n a k i warai17: LOL
Lady Crow 666: itd be great
n a k i warai17: “not only the sleeping bags…they put the sleeping bag in an oven”
Lady Crow 666: and turn iton full blast
Lady Crow 666: and tapethe door shut
n a k i warai17: “the kids don’t like me. neither do the teachers”
Lady Crow 666: and IF i escape
Lady Crow 666: theres thumbtacks in front of the oven
Lady Crow 666: and then marbles after that
Lady Crow 666: and i always get stuck to the fly paper trying to climb out the window
n a k i warai17: LOL.
n a k i warai17: i need to write that down
Lady Crow 666: and once i made it out of the window
Lady Crow 666: and i fell two stories into the dumpster
Lady Crow 666: which was full of mouse traps
n a k i warai17: And THAT, mom, is why i hate school.
Lady Crow 666: lol
Lady Crow 666: we should write books on this
Lady Crow 666: someone replaced the two dead light bulbs in here and its insanely bright
n a k i warai17: hehehe
Lady Crow 666: ooh
Lady Crow 666:
they strip search me for my milk money
n a k i warai17: lol
n a k i warai17: and if i don’t have it, they put me in another sleeping bag…with scorpions in it
Lady Crow 666: lol
Lady Crow 666: and dump that into a fish tank full of pirhanas
n a k i warai17: yea. lol.
Lady Crow 666: and then come the beatings
Lady Crow 666: sometimes with bricks in a pillow case
Lady Crow 666: lol
n a k i warai17: lol
n a k i warai17: corporal punishment at its worst*
Lady Crow 666: so by that time i usually climb back into the oven
Lady Crow 666: cause its not so bad