This ‘n’ That

My little sister is adorable. A-freaking-dorable. And dorky. On the phone the other day she informed me of several things:

Samantha: Cole, I’m going to sell your cat.
Me: What?!
Samantha: Just kidding. Hahaha… I’m going to hammer him with a hammer.
Me: You’re going to hammer him?!
Samantha: No, I love him.

And, later, when she thought I was hanging up on her (which she always thinks but I never do):

Samantha: Cole, are you playing tricks on me? Stop playing tricks on me.
Me: I’m not.
Samantha: Cause, if you are, I’m going to kill you.
Me: You’re going to kill me?!

Ah, out of the mouth of babes.