So I had a party

and here’s the rundown

• I have no pictures because I got too drunk, my phone was being ridiculous and it dies anyway.
• I look terrible in all other pictures because I never got a chance to finish getting ready. I just decided to get drunk instead.
• When I got home, my ass was sticky.
• We somehow ate a dozen pizzas.
• People loved our pinata full of candy, condoms, lube and booze.
• Everyone had fun.. but it was weird.
• There was less drama than I thought.
• Everything seemed later than it was because the country is so dark.
• Decorations and a deep fryer were broken.
• A Jeep got stuck in a field.
• I didn’t even pee on my tail!
• I made new friends.
• Apparently I was hilarious.
• I lost a ball.
• The stress gave me a cold sore.
• We still have to clean up all decorations and bring them home.
• I saw a shooting star!
• Funny things happened so people took video.
• I learned that I am an over-the-top details sort of person, but not everyone appreciates that. I should not put more effort into a party than the party itself takes.

However, we all need to have that one big crazy party, and I did it. So yay!