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Q:do u have any backgrounds
A: Well you're an idiot, too eh? Click.

Q:where are you pics
A: You're an idiot. At the time you posted this there was a content link, from there you click Roman numberal I (number 1). That was the girl section and the pictures link was clearly labeled.

Q:did u have sex?
A: When? Did you?

Q:what do you think of brian warner?
A: I think he's a blodoy genius for the way he sells himself and makes money from it. I'm not a huge fan of his music but he has a couple good songs. I think he stayed around longer than anyone thought he would. I also think he is blamed for a bunch of crap that isn't his fault and he is wrongly connected to the Gothic subculture.

Q:Are you a lesbian? You act like one. HAHA dyke!
A: You're fucking retarded. For your information, I do have a boyfriend, thank you.

Q:how can i become gothic?
A: You can't. It's something you just are and one day you realize that the term Gothic desribes you and what you have been all along. I would, however, check out my dark links. The community and resource links may help tel you if you are Gothic or not. If nothing else there's some damned cool people to be met.

Q:Dont touch that sexy beast!
A: I won't touch that one. XD

Q:like ur site,ltr
A: Yes.

Q:Whats Your Prison Bitch Name?
A: The Harpoon What's yours?

Q:How much did this site cost?
A: I pay al ittle under $7 a month for hosting and $9 a year for registration. It's about $95 I guess..

Q:where am i
A: I don't know where you are now, but at one point I'm guessing you were at my site.

Q: Did you.. give my gramma an erection?!
A: Er, stop with the stupid questions, please.

Q:Will you SEX MY GERBIL!?
A: I don't even want to touch this.

Q: >_< My head itches.. whyd you give me LICE!??!?!
A: They make shampoo for this.

Q: Why are you so nice?
A: Haha. I'm not.

Q: curling iron
A: This isn't a fucking search engine you moron.

Q: strip
A: Are you asking me? Chances are I'll say no unless you're a hot chick, my shower, or Rian.

Q: do giraffes chew on licorice?
A: No! Duh! They eat leaves. Tall ones, too.

Q: why does my comp fuckin suck
A: 'Cause it's old.

Q: how long are you going to be a resident of mars?
A: I haven't even recieved my papers yet, technically I'm an illegal alium! ^_^

Q: would johnny depp play a good willy wonka?
A: He's a decent actor, I didn't have any interestin POTC but with Burton directing (and we all know what a good team they are!) it'll be decent at least!

Q: Are you really gothic
A: -rme* What kinda question is this?

Q: Do you make buttons?
A: No.

Q: Who hosts your site?
A: neureal

Q: Do you like taquitos?
A: Probably not

Q: Y do people hate me?
A: Probably because you type like that. ^

Q: What brand of shoes do you normally buy and wear?
A: I don't look for one particular brand but I find I buy lower east side tennies a lot, plus I like hot topic's boots.

Q: how do you get this question thing on here?
A: Well it depends upon what you use for forms.. I use a script on my server so what I did was set up a form with one text area and just the submit button.. Inserted all the form/script information and voila!

Q: how big is my penis
A Not nearly as big as what you say.

Q: why are you so damn hot, colekitty?
A: Cause you need a stronger contact prescription? Maybe good genes, I dunno...

Q: How many?
A: Who's asking?

Q: Y does mistress of puppets sound like a porn site?
A: Why couldn't you type out the actual word for why? -shrugs* Your mind is dirty and you are not musicalyl educated my dear.

Q:u like girls?
A:In what context? U know English, btw?

Q: why is the world round?
A: Sandpaper, and lots of it ^_^

Q:Will you go out with me?
A:Call me and ask ^_~

Q:the 8 ball for corven what about Ashe?
A:Wtf does that mean?

Q:COOKIE! 'Rape me!' XDDD
A:That's not a question, Sky!

Q:Come on cole get with it and WORK WORK WORK
A:Haha, I still don't know what you're talking about...

Q:what is the definition of arcana
A:Good question, let's see what dictionary.com says..
"1. A deep secret; a mystery.
2. often arcana Specialized knowledge or detail that is mysterious to the average person: knows the arcana of police procedure and the intricacies of litigation (George F. Will).
3. A secret essence or remedy; an elixir. "

Q:please show the font you used on your banner tnxs!
A: Uh, be more specific.. Do you actually mean a banner, if so which?

Q: How do you feel about Corven?
A: Let me consult my magic 8 ball d=

Q: how'd u make this current layout? it's so amazing!
A: Aww, thank you! Well I started off with the stripes which can be done many ways. The hearts I used from a font and I used a fill from an image of roses. Both images were found at Getty Images. I Duplicated layers and played with the wind affect, and also added drop shadows. I added the stripes as a slightly transparent fill.

Q. How many lovers do you have, including wives/husband
A. Well there's my boyfriend, Rian <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
My fiancee Becky -ggls*
Ashley, Christina, Shelly, Nicky, Shelly, Wendy, Susie.. So about a lot

Q. Is this catwoman from french class w/ madame troll
A. What if I am?

Q. are you a fuckin retard?
A. Mebbe, who told you?

Q. where are you
A. Sitting at my desk.

Q. y dont u want comments on the layout ? i love it.
A. First off, thank you. But this will take a bit of explaining. If you'll take a look at past layouts, this is a bit uncharacteristic for me. I like it and all, but the time and effort that went into this was nothing compared to what I have previously done. That said, this layout is not that great, compared to else I've done and others' work as well. It's visible, yet I keep getting "I love this layout comments." THat alone is annoying, but when you add in the fact that it isn't such a great layout it's even worse. The icing on the cake is that of course whenever I do something that I really like and shows a lot of time,effort, creativity I usually get negative comments.. IE "It's too dark/scary/goth" Or I get something like "Well it's just not my style" I'm a bit wishful that one day people will share my enthusiasm for efforts on my part that I am particularily fond of.

Q. Backgrounds that don't move when you scroll down
A.in your css add this
body { background-attachment:fixed }

Q. Do you have guild layouts?
A.Not on this site, but on my guild site I do.

Q. Whats ur asl?
A.Almost 17/f/Wi - This is also in my about me page.

Q. is fading thesame as dying?
A.It depends who's saying it, I guess. In many depressing songs it is.

Q. I want a counter how do i get one?
A.I got mine from okcounter, they're now charging. Try Bravenet.

Q. how old are you?
A. I'm 17, can you read?

Q. what do you do
A. Absolutely nothing, you?

Q. i'm i fat?
A. This isn't even a question!

Q. why are you a goth?
A. Why is the sky blue? The answer of course is, it just is.

Q Am I insane?
A. Yes, if you are here, you most definitely are insane. d=

Q. What is this place?
A. If by "this" you mean this site, it is the personal site/domain of me, Cole.

Q. Is your middle name Sheri?
A. No, is yours?

Q.: What's your favorite food?
A: Bourbon Chicken!

Q: erm, broken I mean on hiatus. not paid for or some
A: You mean almost a month ago? I was back a few days into November -nods*


Q:AM I SEXY? HELLA YEAH! ^_~
A: No Sky.

Q: I like you site, did you make this on your own?
A: I edited the picture yes.. The lyrics are not my own.. Why don't you try reading about the site?!?!

Q: making gothic dolls
A: This is not a search engine. -rme*

Q: When did you 'fix' your site!?
A: When was it broken?

Q: who are you
A: No my dear, the question is who are YOU? If you really want to know look around.

Q: Above what Questions?
A: Maybe you should just start IMing me, girl. The links to the sites where I got the questions are above those questions.

Q: Corven luvz u 2 that aint a ? tho ah well
A: You're right, it's not, and I didn't even have to correct you!

Q: what do bikes and trees have in common?
A: Sky you're a dork!

Q: If I ask something.. will you ask ME something?
A: Sky what's wrong with you? (does that count?)

Q: Do u love Corven?
A: Do I have to? Sure, why not!

Q: When will you admit I love you more?
A: Never, I believe that my love expands all measurement and is therefore surmountable. ^_^

Q: so.. been molested by any gay guys lately?
A: Today, actually.

Q: Where'd you get the friday and thursday stuffs?
A: All the links are posted aboved the questions

Q: What's up with the provance thing??^^^
A: Provance is this thing where you can sign up and everyday you have to comment on sites and then people have to comment on yours. Click the provance link up top to see more.

Q: what is love
A: Love is a chemical reaction in the brain that makes people do stupid stuff. Love is listed here on dictionary.com. Love is a high and you feel that you'll never come down, but sometimes you do and you crash so hard that you feel like you may never rise again. Love is wonderful and horrible. Love makes you laugh, cry, smile, give, take, bitch, rant, and gush. Love is everything and nothing. Love makes the world go round, yet it makes your heart stop beating. Love is life and death. Love is acceptance and love is blind. Love is indefinable.

Q: what is marriage
A: Marriage is a legal union between two individuals. They may be marrying for love or for reasons known only to them. Often these two people feel they are in love but truly are not, thus marriage ends in divorce. Marriage is a reason to hide your sexuality and stop wondering. Marriage is when sexual desires are ignored because people are afraid of experimenting. Marriage is when you learn to hate the people your spouse loves most. Marriage is a bond that should only be strong because the bond that was already there is just being recognized, not created. Instead, marriage is a weak bond that says what was there is not good enough and only will be good enough once it is announced and made legal. Marriage is phony.

Q: how does love feel
A: Love feels wonderful, great, euphoric, horrible, depressing, saddening, desperate, happy, confusing, tortures, yearnful, and murderous all at the same time. How it feels changes with what one's current love condition is. To me, love makes my heart beat faster and puts a smile on my face. I feel happy, safe, reassured, and complete. Sometimes I feel worried, jealous, inadequate, and angry but I always feel that it's worth it.

Q: what am i for?
A: You are for your parents to show off and live through. You are for people to look up to, and down on. You are for teachers to have statistics and friends to lean on. You are for lovers to cherish and enemies to hate. You are for feeling and living and eating and being a consumer. You make the companies happy. You are for doing labour only to be paid too little to late. You are for people to judge. You are for the gods to mock. You are for English teachers to teach that one should not end a sentence in a preposition.

Q: who am I?
A: You are you, as I am I.

Q: will i get with glen?
A: The better question is whether or not you'll learn proper English. I am not a magic 8 ball. XD

Q: Why ?
A: Why not?

Q: Cole! Don't touch me there! Only the preist can!
A: What's a preist?

Q: where is pie?
A: I don't know. I couldn't find it, )=

Q: Will I marry Erin Eaton
A: No, you're gay.

Q: are you a panda
A: No, but I do think they're cute.

Q: who am I
A: I don't care.

Q: Are you gothic? Just wondering.....
A: Please click here and here to read some more questions regarding this. I thought I had answered the same question before but I guess not. Anyway, you can decide your own answer as it is pretty much open to interpretation. I'm not going to run around claiming I'm not Gothic to appear more Gothic but I'm not going to tell you oh-how-Gothic I am either.

Q: instead of popups why don't u use the main window?
A:The main window isn't suitable for content: lists, tables, images. I didn't take that into thought when making the layout like a year ago. Anyway everything except for the content always WAS a popup.

Q. y dont u want comments on the layout ? i love it.
A. First off, thank you. But this will take a bit of explaining. If you'll take a look at past layouts, this is a bit uncharacteristic for me. I like it and all, but the time and effort that went into this was nothing compared to what I have previously done. That said, this layout is not that great, compared to else I've done and others' work as well. It's visible, yet I keep getting "I love this layout comments." THat alone is annoying, but when you add in the fact that it isn't such a great layout it's even worse. The icing on the cake is that of course whenever I do something that I really like and shows a lot of time,effort, creativity I usually get negative comments.. IE "It's too dark/scary/goth" Or I get something like "Well it's just not my style" I'm a bit wishful that one day people will share my enthusiasm for efforts on my part that I am particularly fond of. So I'm just surprised that I haven't been seeing so many negative comments. People must be becoming smarter.

Q:do i got a big dick
A: No, but you do "got" a small brain.

Q:bugs bunny
A: ...Likes carrots?

Q:you have any layouts
A: To download? Yes. You have any shift key? Make use of it with proper punctuation and capitalization.

Q:Please stop using very RUDE words on this site.
A: I'm not sure if this is Sky, but I really hope it is. You're dumb. I'll use whatever "rude" works I freaking feel like using. Dumbshit. It's my site. I pay for it, I maintain it, and I say what stays. You, don't.

Q:am i goth
A: No. Goth is a noun. Goth is an adjective. If you don't know that then you're probably not.

Q:I love your layout! you are very talented!
A: Not a question, but thanks! (=

Q:Isn't the Metallica song called Master Of Puppets?
A: Well yes, Alicia, it is! Read the "about" page. d=

Q: Do you like the coler pupple? Me too!
A: No, I can't stand it. In fact that's why my layout is purple!

Q: Emperor or Darkthrone?
A: Darkthrone. d=

Q: Would you like to have a pet monkey?.. [i would..]
A: Maybe a stuffed one. I don't think a real monkey is very realistic. I'd rather have a baby polar bear and keep him in the freezer until he grows too big. Then I'd give him to a zoo!

Q: Whens cole going to kidnap sky?
A: Hold your horses!

Q: Who are you? Where are you from?
A: Do I really have to answer this?

Q:What kind of music do Gothics listen to?
A: I wonder wtf Gothics are? You need to get your noun and adjectives straight. Here's an answer for you, Gothic music. -smirks* Which is a general term and not really a genre although Gothic Rock and Gothic Metal are sometimes reffered to. Thye both can be called by other names -shrugs* It is not lyk the totallest hardcore musik eva! Much of it is sorrowful and melodius. There's also a huge electric and pop influence that you will see. Some (not all) of the artists in my favourite bands list are Gothic.

Q: All efforts, do you think they eve ramount to anything?
A: They damned well better. -nods*

Q: How do you do the 404 page missing thing?
A: As far as I know one must have a domain. I have options where I can redirect people to a page when there's an error. 404 is just the only one I've set. I believe it can also be done with .htaccess and considering as I don't know how to do that, google it mmkay? This is something you'll see ALL over the place, you needn't ask me. BTW if you've seen a 404 why aren't you reporting the error?

Q: How can you find the origin of a picture you saved
A: Do you have any idea what the name is? In that case click Search under the Start menu. If not try start menu > My recent documents and it may be there. You should always be saving files in a folder you will remember, such as My Picture or My Documents. If you accidentally saved it to a temporary folder it may be lost and you'll have to find it again.

Q: he wants to eat a Cole next..run away
A: Who cares?!

Q: Is female ejaculation really urine?
A: No and I think you could get this information someplace else.

Q: What's up with ur scroll bar and frame there?
A: It's a div, not a frame. d= Anyway people are too fucking stupid to comment in the right place despite me having told them countless times. Soo I set it up so that blogger would only display one post per page. It has to work. Plus it'll work better for the next layout.

Q: Do you love Jesse?
A: Yes

Q: he has a napkin he wants a betty to eat next *hunt
A: Er, let him?

Q: what do YOU do when you run out of prothetic penit
A: I never run out. ^_~

Q: sex?
A: Only if you're Rian.

Q:Billy ate Bob what do I do?
A:Give him a napkin.

Q:Do you have guild layouts?
A:No.

Q:Are you a girl?
A:Well there's a girl in that picture, and it is called "HER" Realm.. So, maybe.

Q:3 reasons wausau shouldnt explode are?
A:Who needs reasons? -boom*

Q:he doesnt know your a man. ^_~
A:This isn't a question, Sky.

Q:Your getting lucky tonight.. (cont)
A:You're not.

Q: why are usa in love with uk men
A:This doesn't even make sense. =

Q: How can you make that comment thingy!? I need one
A:Er.. Click here

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