My Sister Loves Me This Much

Yea, it sounds a little bit like a cup or a t-shirt but I’m not entirely sure that she wouldn’t buy me one. My little sister simply idolizes me. How much?

• Her favorite color is pink because my favorite color is pink.
• I had my hair cut so she had her hair cut.
• She plays games because I play them.
• She borrows my stuffies because they smell like me.
• And returns then when they stop smelling like me.
• She texts/calls/IMs me multiple times a day.
• She sobs every time we part from one another.
• Her hugs never end.

Sure, it’s cute. It’s also a bit suffocating. My life is so hard.