My Needy Phone Carrier

Virgin Mobile likes to send me a million updates to let me know when my bill is due. Every month is goes like this.

• I receive two texts — from different numbers — that my bill is due ten days prior.
• I receive an email stating the same.
• I receive an email three days before my bill is due to remind me again.
• I receive two texts three days before — from different senders.
• I receive a text on the night before my bill resets, letting me know it does so at midnight.
• I get a text when I pay my bill.
• I receive an email the day after telling me that if I haven’t paid my bill, it is late.

I mean, this is excessively ridiculous. What the fuck.

I don’t think that this is a healthy relationship.