This isn’t a post about Jacob.
Although it could be.
But no, this is a post about Christie. Wonderful Christie who listens to me vent all the time and always makes me laugh. Christie who said, hey, maybe you should just skip finding a man and have a baby if you’re lonely. Or, better yet, she suggests, go buy yourself some sperm and have a baby and give it to me. Cause I want one.
I told her she’s crazy. Because she is.
Then I dreamt about having babies.