The Scrolls

Your Daily Proclamation at Her Realm

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New song -sl*

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July 3rd, 2004 Posted 1:17 am

Cat, dog, bird or hog
if you wanna get with ‘em you’re gunna get with ‘em
they say love is blind
that’s for sure this time
species don’t mean a thing

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

your last boyfriend was a purebred horse
but all the fur you didn’t stop you of course
on the outside he was coarse
but he was also hung like a…

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

Some people say you’re crazy even though you think you’re fine
it’s not to obvious to you that you’re crossing the line
you’re too busy with another of those swine

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

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my new hit single! available in stores!

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June 16th, 2004 Posted 5:18 am

hearing: nickleback
feeling: silly

another penguin wants my body
can’t help it that i’m such a hottie
the way he looks at me makes me wanna get naughty
with another penguuuiiiiiiiiinnnnn

One day I was walking down the street and then
i heard a cat call from a mighty fine penguin
i knew this was only a game i could win
so we went and got a room at the holiday inn

another penguins wants my body
can’t help it that i’m such a hottie
the way he looks at me makes me wanna get naughty
with another penguuuiiiiiiiiinnnnn

these days that penguin’s out the door
but ive seen seven more!
some people call more a whore
at least my job aint a chore

another penguin wants my body
can’t help it that i’m such a hottie
the way he looks at me makes me wanna get naughty
with another penguuuiiiiiiiiinnnnn

well 38 and four fifths penguins later, i had an std
i knew sooner or later a penguin would lie to me
didnt have time to ask how this could be
the doctor also told me to expect a baby

another penguin wants my body
can’t help it that i’m such a hottie
the way he looks at me makes me wanna get naughty
with another penguuuiiiiiiiiinnnnn

but now, i’m all alone
ain’t got no place to go home
next time another penguin wants my body
i’ll surely tell him no

another penguin wants my body
can’t help it that i’m such a hottie
the way he looks at me makes me wanna get naughty
with another penguuuiiiiiiiiinnnnn

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Je deteste.

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April 22nd, 2004 Posted 10:33 am

Rebellion. Rebelling. you say it and I say the opposite just to disagree. Stick to what you’re good at. I’m good at feeling guilty, heart wrenchingly so. I’m good at being mean. I can give it, but I can’t take it. Denial. Denying. Lying. Liar. I lie because I don’t know myself. Death. Dying. Freefalling. you’ll hate me when I fall away Psychosomatic fucking disease. Want to tear out my skin. End this sentence with sin. Frailty. Fragility. Ferocity. Rawr. No rawr. -sigh* C’est triste. Je suis triste. Et je suis cassee. Tu, tu es si parfait qu’il me fait deteste. Je deteste… Je deteste tout le monde.

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