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feed me a cure

<3 James’ voice!

I saw an article in the paper (the website of which never works for me) that discussed how some scientists had discovered a portion of Indonesia (In New Guinea?) which had been uninhabited and basically untouched by humans. Anyway, the paper showed the picture of pretty much the cutest animal ever! I want one of these and this one, too!

Surprisingly, I couldn’t find a lot of articles about this online. I mean, this is huge don’t you think? Maybe it’s just me but I did find this Yahoo article. The kangaroo inspired me to write a song:

i want golden mantled kangaroo
and so should you and you should, too
with fur and stripes
hed complete my life
a golden mantled kangaroo is just the type
to make me grin

if you saw a golden mantled kangaroo
youd want one too
you could start a zoo
and everyone would win

with fur and stripes of black and gold
your pet kangaroo will never get old
he’ll chase his tail
and fetch your mail
and do just as he’s told

he’ll curl up in your arms
i promise he’ll do no harm
your golden mantled kangaroo
will be sure to love you

i’ve said it before and you know it’s true
i want a baby, oh-so-cute, i love you, golden mantled kangarooooooooooo
and so should you!

I’m emo and sad
emo and sad
i feel so bad
I’m emo and sad
screamo and sad!
you were the best i ever had
and now you’re gone
so I’m emo and sad
emo and sad
screamo and sad!
there was a guy who said
that i gave bad head
the worst he ever had
so now I’m emo and sad
emo and sad

Cat, dog, bird or hog
if you wanna get with ’em you’re gunna get with ’em
they say love is blind
that’s for sure this time
species don’t mean a thing

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

your last boyfriend was a purebred horse
but all the fur you didn’t stop you of course
on the outside he was coarse
but he was also hung like a…

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

Some people say you’re crazy even though you think you’re fine
it’s not to obvious to you that you’re crossing the line
you’re too busy with another of those swine

You say species don’t mean a thing
they say you don’t know what you’re doing
but you’re not listening

raymond the rebel deeee-eeeeeer
wore leather chaps and carried a gun
rebel deer around the world had heard of but never met the one
fearless rebel dee-eeeeer name raymond

well one day our prey
unbeknownst did lay
and along came the hunter to slay

but raymond the deer, was a rebel at heart
and in this foul play he’d have no part
he lept at the air, and kicked up the ground
and roared off into the horizon, with quite a sound

the hunter stood shocked, brought down his gun
alas he’d failed, to capture “the one”
the rebel deer named raymond