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Not quite a choir but still angelic

One of the adorable though, admittedly, sometimes obnoxious traits of Samantha is her love of singing and music. She sings along to most anything from theme songs to music on the radio and will sing words to the tune of a song – usually “If You’re Happy and You Know It” rather than just saying them.

For instance, the other night she sang along to the theme of Two and Half Men which was cute but made only more precious by the fact that most of the words of the song are simply the repetition of the word “men.” Scooby Doo is another favourite and I melt every time she says “shiver.”

She must have learned this adorable song at school about ducks because she knows hand motions too.

Five little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only four little ducks came waddling back.

Four little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only three little ducks came waddling back.

Three little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only two little ducks came waddling back.

Two little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only one little duck came waddling back.

One little duck
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But no little ducks came waddling back.

Five little ducks
went out to play
Over the hills and far away
Papa duck said,
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!”
Five little ducks came waddling back.

Lastly, somehow she wound up with one of those obnoxious singing fish Billy Bass which plays snippets “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” and “Take me To the River” Of course she sings those too and when she gets to the whistling part of the former, she simply “oohs.” Haha
I really wish my camera had a microphone so I could record her singing!

Misheard Lyrics

hearing: Jack Off Jill

She sang

You’re rotten to the core
Don’t believe in you anymore

but I heard

You’re rotten to the core
Don’t believe in Dumbledore

WTF?

mmm!

come make me pure
feed me a cure

<3 James’ voice!

Metallica – Loverman

Apparently off of Garage Inc, the only album I don’t own, which would explain why it’s not familiar to me. The song is.. slightly retarded but James’ voice has -never- sounded hotter. oh-em-gee. I luuuuuurve the growl.

There’s a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
There’s a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he’s bucking and braying and pawing the floor (How much longer)
And he’s howling with pain and crawling up the walls (How much longer)
There’s a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he’s weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer)
And he’s shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer)
There’s a devil waiting outisde your door (How much longer)

Loverman!  Since the world began
Forever, Amen Till the end of time (yeah)
Take off that dress I’m coming down (yeah)
I’m your loverman (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am

L is for LOVE baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman’s going to be the answer to all of yours

Loverman!  Till the bitter end
While the empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever Amen
I’m your Loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I’m your Loverman!

There’s a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
There’s a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
With a trembling heart, he’s coming through your door (How much longer)
With his straining sex in his jumping paw (How much longer)
There’s a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
And he’s old and he’s stupid and he’s hungry and he’s sore
And he’s blind and he’s lame and he’s dirty and he’s poor
Give me more, give me more give me more give me more give me more (How much longer)
There’s a devil crawling along your floor

Loverman!  Here I stand Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Hey forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice no no no no
I got no choice no choice at all

I’ll say it again

L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain’t gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time

Loverman! (yeah, yeah, yeah) I got a masterplan (yeah)
To take off your dress
And be your man, be your man
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize the crown (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am yes I am
I’m your Loverman

There’s a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
There’s a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
You might think he’s asleep but take a look at his eyes (How much longer)
He wants you, darling, to be his bride (How much longer)
There’s a devil laying by your side (How much longer)

Loverman!
Loverman!
Loverman!
I’ll be your loverman!
Till the end of time
Till the empires burn down
Forever Amen!
I’ll be your loverman!
I’ll be your loverman!
I’m your loverman!
I’m your loverman!
Yeah, I’m your loverman!
I’m your loverman

Loverman
I’m your loverman
I’m your loverman
I’m your loverman
Yeah, I’m your loverman
Yes, I’m your loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Forever Amen
Loverman
How much longer

…

“Forgive Me”

Can you forgive me again?
I don’t know what I said
But I didn’t mean to hurt you

I heard the words come out
I felt that I would die
It hurt so much to hurt you

Then you look at me
You’re not shouting anymore
You’re silently broken

I’d give anything now
to kill those words for you

Each time I say something I regret I cry “I don’t want to lose you.”
But somehow I know that you will never leave me, yeah.

‘Cause you were made for me
Somehow I’ll make you see
How happy you make me

I can’t live this life
Without you by my side
I need you to survive

So stay with me
You look in my eyes and I’m screaming inside that I’m sorry.

And you forgive me again
You’re my one true friend
And I never meant to hurt you

‘if’

say it if it’s worth saving me…

This is a great song!!!!!!!

[Intro: Trina & Kelly Rowland Adlibs]
Look
I ain’t got nothing to say to you
I cant even believe you
You know what
I’m too fly for this shit
You playing yourself

[Chorus: Kelly Rowland]
Here we go
Here we go again
Now you telling me
That she is just a friend
Then why she calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
(I cant take this no more)
No No No

Here we go
Here we go again
Now you telling me
That she is just a friend
Then why she calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
I ain’t trying to hear it
(Not this time)

[Verse 1: Trina]
Look nigga
Whatchu think this is?
You treat me like a random chick
You done forgot who introduced you to rocks
And popping all that cris an shit
Who let you hit it from the back
Anyway that you like
And any debts i can pay the price
I thought i was a chick you would make your wife
And now a bitch cant even stay the night (You wack)
I cant even look in ya face
without wanting to slap you
Damn i thank God i ain’t get that tatoo
You betta thank God i ain’t have the strap boo
You ain’t even worth that trick get at you
Matta fact
Trick get at dude
I’m da best
Aint got shit to ask you
And tell the trifflin bitch
She can have you
I ain’t lookin atchu no more
I’m lookin past you

[Chorus: Kelly Rowland]
Here we go
Here we go again
Now you telling me
That she is just a friend
Then why she calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
(I cant take this no more)
No No No

Here we go
Here we go again
Now you telling me
That she is just a friend
Then why she calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
I ain’t trying to hear it
(Not this time)

[Verse 2: Trina]
When ma girl came through wit the news
All i did was think about me and you like damn (Damn)
What a chick gotta do to get wit a real nigga
That know how to stay true like man (Man)
No more quarter to eights
You better hop on a bus or a cab
I shed so many tears
Cant believe how many years
The baddest bitch put up witch yo dusty ass (Yeah)
Now you know that I’m the queen of Miami (Uh huh)
All that loud talkin, lying
Save that shit for ya man (Ha..Ha)
Sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (talk too much)
I’m like uh huh, okay, What’s up, shut up

[Chorus: Kelly Rowland]
Here we go
Here we go again
Now you telling me
That she is just a friend
Then why she calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
(I cant take this no more)
No more No more

Here we go
Here we go again
Now you telling me
That she is just a friend
Then why she calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
I ain’t trying to hear it
(Not this time)

Now all my ladies say (Ohh Ohh)
If you feel me say (Ohh Ohh )
If you cant take no more say
No no no (no no no)
No no no (Ohh)

Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go again (Go again)
Now you telling me (Yeah yeah)
That she is just a friend (Say shes just a friend)
And why shes calling you
At 3 o’clock in the morning
(I cant take this no more)

[Outro: Kelly Rowland]
Thats why I’m packing up my jewels
Grabbing up my furs
Ill be back for all my shoes and purses
Watch me bounce
In my seven forty five
Ill be riding out
Cause I ain’t trying to hear it

(If you can’t tell.. I was kidding. WTF is this shit which passes as music?)