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Misheard Lyrics

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December 7th, 2006 Posted 4:23 pm

hearing: Jack Off Jill

She sang

You’re rotten to the core
Don’t believe in you anymore

but I heard

You’re rotten to the core
Don’t believe in Dumbledore

WTF?

I love Overheard in New York

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September 16th, 2006 Posted 4:08 pm

They Came Up the Mississippi Along with Jazz

Spanish girl: Why are there so many Mexicans in Minnesota? Isn’t that really far north?
Spanish boy: I don’t know…
Spanish girl: I mean, how’d they swim that far?

–23rd & Lex

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