(but the cats don’t give a damn anyway)
- headphones
- batteries
- chapstick
- nail polish
- rugs
- blinds
- windows
- make up
- my bras
- my robe
- paper
- mommy and daddy’s adult stuff
- books
- the tv
- the duster
- the broom
- cat poop
- lighters
- my toothbrush
- the tub
- the shower curtain
- the laundry basket
- the phone
- my wedding ring
- any cords
- plastic bags
- my necklace while I am wearing it
- any ties or strings on my clothes
- my hair
- my head
- my feet
- my ankles
- my legs
- my arms
- my fingers
- my face
- the monitor
- the mouse
- the keyboard