okay, I’m not. That would make me old and I’d have a hard time explaining just how I can type and talk and stuff.
but I have noticed some conditioning in my behaviour. For example, as I’m finishing up in the bathroom after my shower and Ryan is playing Metal Gear Solid 2:Substance, I hear the “Exclamation Point” sound which means that.. something bad has happened. Not 2 seconds later, Ryan follows by a loud and unhappy “fuck!”
So you see, not only has the video game conditioned Ryan to be its slave, it has, by association, control over me as well.