- Get drunk.
- Spend 45 minutes jumping around uselessly at the base of the ladder.
- Throw your controller at the TV.
- Go to the store to purchase a new controller and TV.
- Leave your controller on an open surface while getting a refreshment or visiting the lavatory.
- Return to see that, somehow, your cat (or dog, hamster or child) has successfully climbed the ladder in your absence.
- Curse a lot.
- Fall off ladder.