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Her Realm, Personal website and blog of Cole
Nov 06

How to Get Cole to Clean Your House

in a handful of easy, peasy steps.

Once you read this guide, you’ll kick yourself for not doing it sooner! It will change your life!*

Step 1

This is the hard part. You have to somehow spark the idea that I want to host a party but that your house is the perfect place to do it. If you can accomplish this one, the rest is downhill from here.

Step 2

Work long hours so that your house isn’t quite up to my expectations when it comes time to clean and decorate.

Step 3

Plan a day for said decoration. Let me into your home. Extra points if I show up without your knowledge. Allow me to view the carnage.

Step 4

I clean your house.

**Results may vary.

One comment on “How to Get Cole to Clean Your House”

  1. So, I was thinking you could host a party at my house…it’s only like a 42 hour drive…

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