in a handful of easy, peasy steps.
Once you read this guide, you’ll kick yourself for not doing it sooner! It will change your life!*
This is the hard part. You have to somehow spark the idea that I want to host a party but that your house is the perfect place to do it. If you can accomplish this one, the rest is downhill from here.
Work long hours so that your house isn’t quite up to my expectations when it comes time to clean and decorate.
Plan a day for said decoration. Let me into your home. Extra points if I show up without your knowledge. Allow me to view the carnage.
I clean your house.
**Results may vary.