So ,there’s this fly hovering above a river and a fish in the water looking up at it and the fish thinks to himself “if the fly drops about 6 inches i’ll have me some lunch.” Well, on the bank of the river is a bear and the bear sees this going on and thinks to himself, “if the fly drops six inches the fish will go for the fly and then i can get the fish.”
In the meanttime, theres a hunter across the river and can quite get an angle on the bear but knows that if the fly drops six inches the fish will go for the fly and the bear will go for the fish and then, “i can get the bear.”
Well, just behind the hunter is a mouse, which happens to notice a piece of cheese in the hunters hand. the mouse realizes the if the fly drops, the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and then the hunter will drop the cheese and then he can get the cheese..
Well, just behind a tree theres a cat that sees ALL of this goin on… the cat thinks to himself that if the fly drops the fish will go after the fly, the bear after the fish, the hunter after the bear, the mouse after the cheese, and then he can get the mouse.
Well, suddenly, the fly dropped six inches so the fish went after the fly then the bear went after the fish then the hunter, dropping the cheese, went after the bear, then the mouse went after cheese and the cat went after the mouse. However, the cat jumped right over the mouse and into the river.
Moral of the story is: when the fly drops 6 inches, the pussy’s getting wet.