Men Are Like
- Men are like .. Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like …. Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
- Men are like ….Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, amd they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like ….Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
- Men are like …… Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like ….. Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like . Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
