Lawyers
One day, three men were sitting on a pier fishing when suddenly one of them caught a water nymph. As soon as he had realized what he had done he unhooked the poor little thing and asked if she was okay. She soon replied, “Yes, I am fine and to show my gratitude that you saved my life, I will grant you each one wish. But, whatever you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get it also and they will get it in double.”
The first man thought about it and said, “I wish I had 10 million dollars!” and POOF! He had his money and all the lawyers in the world had 20 million.
The next man didn’t have to think about it at all he quickly said, “I wish I had 20 of the most expensive cars!” And POOF! He had his 20 cars and all the lawyers of the world had 40.
Then it was the last mans turn. He thought long and hard then he said, “I wish I would donate one of my kidneys to research!” and POOF! One of his kidneys were gone and all the lawyers in the world had both of there kidneys disappear.
