Shit I Said Last Night

• i always get perverted when i’m crying
• lebanese men are delicious especially the little ones
• someone should put him (obama) out
• i think my face is the wrong size
• i don’t like dildo rape COMMA terminator COMMA megatron
• It was dericious
• Don’t dwink a dwum full of wum

Shit others said about me:

cole gets really racist when she drinks water #keepthembitchesinline

 

As some point I decided I needed to fuck a bartender for the benefits. Apparently I turned purple when the waitress startled me. She later said she’d have to give me a time limit on my drinks in the future.

Yea, good times.