- i always get perverted when i’m crying
- lebanese men are delicious especially the little ones
- someone should put him (obama) out
- i think my face is the wrong size
- i don’t like dildo rape COMMA terminator COMMA megatron
- It was dericious
- Don’t dwink a dwum full of wum
Shit others said about me:
cole gets really racist when she drinks water #keepthembitchesinline
As some point I decided I needed to fuck a bartender for the benefits. Apparently I turned purple when the waitress startled me. She later said she’d have to give me a time limit on my drinks in the future.
Yea, good times.