The Scrolls

Your Daily Proclamation at Her Realm

Things that are not toys

(but the cats don’t give a damn anyway)

  • headphones
  • batteries
  • chapstick
  • nail polish
  • rugs
  • blinds
  • windows
  • make up
  • my bras
  • my robe
  • paper
  • mommy and daddy’s adult stuff
  • books
  • the tv
  • the duster
  • the broom
  • cat poop
  • lighters
  • my toothbrush
  • the tub
  • the shower curtain
  • the laundry basket
  • the phone
  • my wedding ring
  • any cords
  • plastic bags
  • my necklace while I am wearing it
  • any ties or strings on my clothes
  • my hair
  • my head
  • my feet
  • my ankles
  • my legs
  • my arms
  • my fingers
  • my face
  • the monitor
  • the mouse
  • the keyboard

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