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Your Daily Proclamation at Her Realm

Dear Spammers,

Cut it the fuck out. Or I’ll cut you.

Sincerely,

Me

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5 Responses to “Dear Spammers,”

  1. Beth 4:12 am on February 19th, 2009

    Cut it the fuck out. Or I’ll cut you.

    I’ve been contemplating using those exact words with my consultant the next time I see him.

  2. Cole 4:14 am on February 19th, 2009

    Haha! Great minds think alike.

  3. Kristie 1:23 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Ugh, I know! I’ve really gotten an increasing number of retarded spam lately. I hate it so effing much…I wonder why there are people out there that do it! :/ It should be considered a crime punishable by having to eat nothing but SPAM for the rest of their lives! While in prison! In a cell filled with lions and Africanized honey bees!

  4. Kate 5:20 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Then I suppose that means it’s not only me getting a crapload of spam. Just shank the fuckers already! Geez. lol.

  5. Karyn 12:01 am on February 22nd, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHHA OMG I seriously snorted in my coffee when I read “Or I’ll cut you” do you wanna borrow my spamming knives?