Go!
Cole @ 9:52 PM
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Problems solved
Metallica - Loverman
Seriously
Aww man!
Fear Not, Fido
Updates!
Heat: I installed the air conditioner. I didn't want to because I'll have to take it out soon but at least I'll be able to get some sleep.
I finally got ahold of Becky and my date works fine for her so now I just have to find a ride.
I've a little more motivation to tackle my packing so I can stop putting that off and I can make the phone calls to various companies to cancel service after the 4th.
Cole @ 10:10 PM
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I finally got ahold of Becky and my date works fine for her so now I just have to find a ride.
I've a little more motivation to tackle my packing so I can stop putting that off and I can make the phone calls to various companies to cancel service after the 4th.
Cole @ 10:10 PM
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Apparently off of Garage Inc, the only album I don't own, which would explain why it's not familiar to me. The song is.. slightly retarded but James' voice has -never- sounded hotter. oh-em-gee. I luuuuuurve the growl.
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he's bucking and braying and pawing the floor (How much longer)
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he's weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer)
And he's shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outisde your door (How much longer)
Loverman! Since the world began
Forever, Amen Till the end of time (yeah)
Take off that dress I'm coming down (yeah)
I'm your loverman (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
L is for LOVE baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours
Loverman! Till the bitter end
While the empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever Amen
I'm your Loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I'm your Loverman!
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door (How much longer)
With his straining sex in his jumping paw (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore
And he's blind and he's lame and he's dirty and he's poor
Give me more, give me more give me more give me more give me more (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor
Loverman! Here I stand Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Hey forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice no no no no
I got no choice no choice at all
I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time
Loverman! (yeah, yeah, yeah) I got a masterplan (yeah)
To take off your dress
And be your man, be your man
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize the crown (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am yes I am
I'm your Loverman
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
You might think he's asleep but take a look at his eyes (How much longer)
He wants you, darling, to be his bride (How much longer)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
Loverman!
Loverman!
Loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
Till the end of time
Till the empires burn down
Forever Amen!
I'll be your loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
I'm your loverman!
I'm your loverman!
Yeah, I'm your loverman!
I'm your loverman
Loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
Yeah, I'm your loverman
Yes, I'm your loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Forever Amen
Loverman
How much longer
Cole @ 11:29 AM
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There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he's bucking and braying and pawing the floor (How much longer)
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he's weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer)
And he's shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outisde your door (How much longer)
Loverman! Since the world began
Forever, Amen Till the end of time (yeah)
Take off that dress I'm coming down (yeah)
I'm your loverman (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
L is for LOVE baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours
Loverman! Till the bitter end
While the empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever Amen
I'm your Loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I'm your Loverman!
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door (How much longer)
With his straining sex in his jumping paw (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore
And he's blind and he's lame and he's dirty and he's poor
Give me more, give me more give me more give me more give me more (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor
Loverman! Here I stand Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Hey forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice no no no no
I got no choice no choice at all
I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time
Loverman! (yeah, yeah, yeah) I got a masterplan (yeah)
To take off your dress
And be your man, be your man
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize the crown (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am yes I am
I'm your Loverman
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
You might think he's asleep but take a look at his eyes (How much longer)
He wants you, darling, to be his bride (How much longer)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
Loverman!
Loverman!
Loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
Till the end of time
Till the empires burn down
Forever Amen!
I'll be your loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
I'm your loverman!
I'm your loverman!
Yeah, I'm your loverman!
I'm your loverman
Loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
Yeah, I'm your loverman
Yes, I'm your loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Forever Amen
Loverman
How much longer
Cole @ 11:29 AM
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This heat makes me miserable. I'm constantly coated in sweat and I can't sleep during the day. I feel half nauseous and half as though I'm going to pass out any minute. I called in last night and felt like a pussy because I felt better later but as soon as I had some cereal this morning it felt like there was a weight in my stomach.
I'm not sure if it's the misery of the heat that's making me feel the way I'm feeling but I'm definitely having less than happy thoughts lately and it worries me.
Oh well. I shouldn't be bitching anyway.
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To top it all off, I'm almost done with ym shower when Ilook downand see a creepy, crawly, nasty, ewwy beetle type bug! GET OUT OF MY SHOWER YOU FIEND!
Cole @ 9:24 PM
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I'm not sure if it's the misery of the heat that's making me feel the way I'm feeling but I'm definitely having less than happy thoughts lately and it worries me.
Oh well. I shouldn't be bitching anyway.
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To top it all off, I'm almost done with ym shower when Ilook downand see a creepy, crawly, nasty, ewwy beetle type bug! GET OUT OF MY SHOWER YOU FIEND!
Cole @ 9:24 PM
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Don't you think it's about time you grew up and became a bigger person?
Because that's what started this all in the first place.
Cole @ 9:24 AM
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Because that's what started this all in the first place.
Cole @ 9:24 AM
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The search function will be disabled for an unknown period of time, so don't use it. d=
More updates to come whenever I'm in a better mood, or feel more passionate about the goings-on in my life at the moment.
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Well, if nothing else, the search page works (even if the search function doesn't). I think I just need to wait for the site to index.
Cole @ 11:03 PM
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More updates to come whenever I'm in a better mood, or feel more passionate about the goings-on in my life at the moment.
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Well, if nothing else, the search page works (even if the search function doesn't). I think I just need to wait for the site to index.
Cole @ 11:03 PM
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Let me paint you a picture. Imagine I am pouring myself some soda and accidentally drop the 2 liter bottle.. on the living room carpet. Now, imagine I pick it up at lightnign speed but it is a particularly fizzy soda and I have not enough time to put the cap back on before it starts fizzing everywhere. Imagine me lunging toward the bathroom because it has the closest sink and setting down the bottle in it, while replacing the cap on the now-full-of-fizz bottle while still retaining most of the soda inside.
Imagine I walk back to the living room with a towel to assess the damage: ocean on the floor, drops of soda on the floor, entertainment center, random boxes, the table and - oh no! - my pizza, the cover of which I had not yet replaced. )=
Imagine me returning to the bathroom so I can put away said bottle of soda to find that it sprayed all over the floor, the tub, the closet door and, yes, the toilet seat (because my roommate never puts down the lid.) Imagine I don't realize this until I sit down because I've had to pee like crazy since before first spilling the soda.
Imagine that I was barefoot and my feet are now sticky. Imagine after jumping in the (soda covered) tub half clothed to rinse them off, I am drying them and drop my clean towel in a pool of soda on the bathroom floor I had failed to clean up.
Imagine my ultimate displeasure at this situation!
-shakes fist at sky*
Damn you!
Cole @ 3:35 AM
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Imagine I walk back to the living room with a towel to assess the damage: ocean on the floor, drops of soda on the floor, entertainment center, random boxes, the table and - oh no! - my pizza, the cover of which I had not yet replaced. )=
Imagine me returning to the bathroom so I can put away said bottle of soda to find that it sprayed all over the floor, the tub, the closet door and, yes, the toilet seat (because my roommate never puts down the lid.) Imagine I don't realize this until I sit down because I've had to pee like crazy since before first spilling the soda.
Imagine that I was barefoot and my feet are now sticky. Imagine after jumping in the (soda covered) tub half clothed to rinse them off, I am drying them and drop my clean towel in a pool of soda on the bathroom floor I had failed to clean up.
Imagine my ultimate displeasure at this situation!
-shakes fist at sky*
Damn you!
Cole @ 3:35 AM
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If you're owner has been awful to you and you're missing your recently departed gonads, I know you'll feel better with hard (or squishy) ball-shaped materials shoved into your sac.
Prsenting Neuticals!
And, humans can undergo surgery so they can have a real set of "testical implants." (Read: real fake balls!)
Seriously, what the hell is going on with this world?!
However, unmasculine you think your dog, cat, horse or bull may feel, I'm willing to bet he'd feel a hell of a lot more violated and uncomfortable with fake fucking balls.
Cole @ 9:56 PM
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Prsenting Neuticals!
And, humans can undergo surgery so they can have a real set of "testical implants." (Read: real fake balls!)
Seriously, what the hell is going on with this world?!
However, unmasculine you think your dog, cat, horse or bull may feel, I'm willing to bet he'd feel a hell of a lot more violated and uncomfortable with fake fucking balls.
Cole @ 9:56 PM
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LAtely, I've been spending a lot of time at The Pork's voice chat - and you should, too!
Cole @ 2:07 AM
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Cole @ 2:07 AM
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Found a few bugs with the archives and the poll, both of which have now been updated and there is a new poll!
If you haven't been following apparently model/actress Heather Locklear who has just split with rocker Richie Sambora because he was allegedly cheating got another smack in the fact when she found out her ex best friend model/actress Denise Richards who has also just separated from her husband, actor Charlie Sheen.
Denise claims that Heather knows why and when her marriage ended and that it's "unfortunate" it had to come to this. If you take the time to watch her interview video, you'll see how utterly ridiculous and retarded she sounds. Plus, she's ugly. You can now also submit new questions the "Ask a question" form above my blog. -points up*
That is all for now!
Why do I care? I'm not sure. I thnk it could be because Heather seems like such a nice gal despite the fact that she's so beautiful - and I use to watch Spin City in which she played a role. So, place your vote.
Back to site stuff - I was having an issue with the script which handles my forms so I wasn't recieving e-mails if anyone submitted anything. Everything is back and running, however; this includes the interactive content (the content page also has a new look which I think fits it much nicer) and surveys, along with the affiliates page, error report page, hosting submission page and the request for a pop3 e-mail adress page.
Cole @ 1:47 AM
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If you haven't been following apparently model/actress Heather Locklear who has just split with rocker Richie Sambora because he was allegedly cheating got another smack in the fact when she found out her ex best friend model/actress Denise Richards who has also just separated from her husband, actor Charlie Sheen.
Denise claims that Heather knows why and when her marriage ended and that it's "unfortunate" it had to come to this. If you take the time to watch her interview video, you'll see how utterly ridiculous and retarded she sounds. Plus, she's ugly. You can now also submit new questions the "Ask a question" form above my blog. -points up*
That is all for now!
Why do I care? I'm not sure. I thnk it could be because Heather seems like such a nice gal despite the fact that she's so beautiful - and I use to watch Spin City in which she played a role. So, place your vote.
Back to site stuff - I was having an issue with the script which handles my forms so I wasn't recieving e-mails if anyone submitted anything. Everything is back and running, however; this includes the interactive content (the content page also has a new look which I think fits it much nicer) and surveys, along with the affiliates page, error report page, hosting submission page and the request for a pop3 e-mail adress page.
Cole @ 1:47 AM
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