Christ Was a Looker
Last night I dreamt I hit on Jesus, kinda.
He was a redhead, though. I said something like “you’re pretty good looking for a fraud.” The people who were there were very displeased but, honestly, Christ didn’t have to pick me to be the first to “bless.” Strangers’ hands should stay clear of me.
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Tags: blasphemy, dreams, jesus
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