Decorative Flower
Her Realm, Personal website and blog of Cole
Oct 29

Alive I am. Yoda I am not.

45 minutes, 3 razors, 2 shaving gels, 4 shower products and no loofah later, I am clean. Beauty is such a hassle. d= As is this fliying business really. By the time I got to the hotel last night I was so tired I just fell into bed even though the “pillow” was harder than concrete.

I’ve been extremely hot. It’s nice in the hotel lobby (Hotel Crevette in Osaka for those of you interested: 3.5 out of 5 stars) but has been incredibly warm in all the airplanes, airports and my room.

Anyway, I catch my last plane in a few hours.
Ciao


Oct 25

Christ Was a Looker

Last night I dreamt I hit on Jesus, kinda.
He was a redhead, though. I said something like “you’re pretty good looking for a fraud.” The people who were there were very displeased but, honestly, Christ didn’t have to pick me to be the first to “bless.” Strangers’ hands should stay clear of me.


Oct 24

I Made It

Alive I am.
Seems a lot has happened. Then again, a lot hasn’t. So don’t really expect any detailed updates until I am settled. You can expect adorable Samantha pictures, though.


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