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Archive for May, 2006

One Word Blog Day!

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Problems solved

Heat: I installed the air conditioner. I didn’t want to because I’ll have to take it out soon but at least I’ll be able to get some sleep.

I finally got ahold of Becky and my date works fine for her so now I just have to find a ride.

I’ve a little more motivation to tackle my packing so I can stop putting that off and I can make the phone calls to various companies to cancel service after the 4th.

Metallica – Loverman

Apparently off of Garage Inc, the only album I don’t own, which would explain why it’s not familiar to me. The song is.. slightly retarded but James’ voice has -never- sounded hotter. oh-em-gee. I luuuuuurve the growl.

There’s a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
There’s a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he’s bucking and braying and pawing the floor (How much longer)
And he’s howling with pain and crawling up the walls (How much longer)
There’s a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he’s weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer)
And he’s shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer)
There’s a devil waiting outisde your door (How much longer)

Loverman!  Since the world began
Forever, Amen Till the end of time (yeah)
Take off that dress I’m coming down (yeah)
I’m your loverman (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am

L is for LOVE baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman’s going to be the answer to all of yours

Loverman!  Till the bitter end
While the empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever Amen
I’m your Loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I’m your Loverman!

There’s a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
There’s a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
With a trembling heart, he’s coming through your door (How much longer)
With his straining sex in his jumping paw (How much longer)
There’s a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
And he’s old and he’s stupid and he’s hungry and he’s sore
And he’s blind and he’s lame and he’s dirty and he’s poor
Give me more, give me more give me more give me more give me more (How much longer)
There’s a devil crawling along your floor

Loverman!  Here I stand Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Hey forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice no no no no
I got no choice no choice at all

I’ll say it again

L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain’t gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time

Loverman! (yeah, yeah, yeah) I got a masterplan (yeah)
To take off your dress
And be your man, be your man
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize the crown (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am yes I am
I’m your Loverman

There’s a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
There’s a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
You might think he’s asleep but take a look at his eyes (How much longer)
He wants you, darling, to be his bride (How much longer)
There’s a devil laying by your side (How much longer)

Loverman!
Loverman!
Loverman!
I’ll be your loverman!
Till the end of time
Till the empires burn down
Forever Amen!
I’ll be your loverman!
I’ll be your loverman!
I’m your loverman!
I’m your loverman!
Yeah, I’m your loverman!
I’m your loverman

Loverman
I’m your loverman
I’m your loverman
I’m your loverman
Yeah, I’m your loverman
Yes, I’m your loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Forever Amen
Loverman
How much longer

-melts-

This heat makes me miserable. I’m constantly coated in sweat and I can’t sleep during the day. I feel half nauseous and half as though I’m going to pass out any minute. I called in last night and felt like a pussy because I felt better later but as soon as I had some cereal this morning it felt like there was a weight in my stomach.

I’m not sure if it’s the misery of the heat that’s making me feel the way I’m feeling but I’m definitely having less than happy thoughts lately and it worries me.

Oh well. I shouldn’t be bitching anyway.

[edit]
To top it all off, I’m almost done with ym shower when Ilook downand see a creepy, crawly, nasty, ewwy beetle type bug! GET OUT OF MY SHOWER YOU FIEND!

Bad Cole!

Shit! I missed towel day.. again. )=

Seriously

Don’t you think it’s about time you grew up and became a bigger person?

Because that’s what started this all in the first place.

Site Updates – Search

The search function will be disabled for an unknown period of time, so don’t use it. d=

More updates to come whenever I’m in a better mood, or feel more passionate about the goings-on in my life at the moment.

[edit]
Well, if nothing else, the search page works (even if the search function doesn’t). I think I just need to wait for the site to index.